⚗️$400 Billion Middle Finger: Iran’s Enrichment Fetish and the Price of Pride....
WTF-Iran Special Feature WTF-style analysis on why uranium enrichment in Iran is the geopolitical equivalent of buying a Ferrari and using it to deliver pizza during a fuel shortage. Pride, Pipes, and Plutonium Dreams If geopolitical absurdity had a mascot, it would be a rusted IR-1 centrifuge duct-taped to a 1970s blueprint, spinning away in an underground bunker while the Supreme Leader quotes 12th-century poets and the rial crashes through the Earth’s crust. Iran’s nuclear enrichment program is not just about uranium. It’s about ideology, insecurity, and insane economic math. It is the regime’s most expensive symbol—a $400 billion middle finger to the world disguised as a “civilian” project. And the punchline? It doesn’t even power their one nuclear reactor. WTF is Enrichment, and Why Is It So Damn Important to Iran? Enrichment is the process of making uranium useful—either for peaceful nuclear energy or for that “oops we accidentally developed a bomb, how did that happen?”...