🔥"LET IT BURN": Iran’s Gen Z Has Had It with the Ayatollahs, and They’re Live-Streaming the Revolt...
WTF-Iran Special Report
By the WTF Newsroom | June 29, 2025 | Tehran, London, Cyberspace
That young Iranian woman — faceless to us, but fearless to a generation — didn't just go viral. She became a symbol of everything the Islamic Republic fears: Women who speak. Youth who question. Citizens who don’t chant on command. And 46 years of bottled-up fury, heartbreak, and trauma finally finding a voice...in selfie mode.
Tehran Isn’t Quiet — It’s Simmering
From the streets of Karaj to underground VPN cafés in Mashhad, whispers are louder than state TV’s thunder. Our sources inside Iran — yes, actual Iranians, not exiled lobbyists sipping espresso in DC — say one thing loud and clear:
“This war wasn’t our nightmare. It was a damn alarm clock.”
The Ceasefire Blues: “Thanks for the Airstrikes, Now Where’s the Revolution?”
Within hours of the US-brokered ceasefire between Israel and Iran, encrypted channels from Iran lit up. Not with hate, but heartbreak:
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“We waited decades for this moment.”
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“Now what? Another 10 years of ‘Death to America’ theater?”
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“Did Trump seriously stop this for an Abraham Accords selfie?”
Spoiler alert: Yes, he did. And Gen Z Iran is not impressed.
“Israel Didn’t Strip Your Daughter Naked While She Ate Ice Cream”
In perhaps the most viral middle finger in Persian social media history, a young woman in Tehran dropped a truth bomb so potent it caused state media to pretend it didn’t exist:
“Israel didn’t rape your daughter in the alley while she ate Mihan ice cream. Israel didn’t amputate your brother’s legs so Shamkhani could trade Bitcoin in his penthouse.”
“Your real enemy? The one who shot you from rooftops and made you chant slogans under threat of death. Admit it.”
No hashtags. No slick production. Just rage. Truth. A trembling voice echoing across firewalls.
Tehran’s Underground vs. IRNA’s Propaganda Parade
While regime puppets like President Pezeshkian deliver scripted lines like:
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“I am honored to serve such freedom-seeking people”
...real Iranians are dodging plainclothes snipers, mourning in silence, and filming TikToks under blankets. The “hundreds of thousands” allegedly mourning martyred IRGC officers? Most were bussed in, threatened, or faked entirely using recycled Arba’een footage and AI avatars.
Comments Section Meltdown: The Internet Has Some Thoughts
Commenter “TedEbaer” simply posted a DeNiro quote:
“YOU BLEW IT, HAD YOUR CHANCE, IT’S OVER!”
Even “A Friend” chimed in with... a Sharon Stone conspiracy theory. It’s the internet, after all.
And In the Streets...
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Armed police now outnumber cats in some neighborhoods.
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Telegram channels urging protests get nuked within minutes.
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IRGC recruitment posters torn down and replaced with images of Reza Pahlavi, or graffiti that reads: “Where’s our Spring?”
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Old women throw cursed bread at Basijis’ feet.
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And in a twist of poetic justice, one protester waved a sign reading:
“Khamenei gave us death. Israel gave us... hope?”
This Isn’t About Israel
WTF Iran Timeline: From Khomeini to Chaos
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1979: Revolution hijacked by bearded theology majors with martyr complexes.
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1980s–2000s: War, repression, hangings, stonings, nukes, hijabs, hashtags.
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2019–2022: Protests. Women burn scarves. Mahsa Amini killed.
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2023: IRGC kidnaps goats in Azerbaijan. Allegedly.
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2024: Israel starts taking notes...
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2025: Operation Rising Lion strikes Iran. Regime reels. Youth rejoice.
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12 Days Later: Ceasefire. Sadness. Rage. TikToks.
The Irony of the "Islamic Republic"
The Real Iran
It’s a country that was hijacked — and finally has a chance to fight back.
Final Thought: Seize the Moment... Or Lose a Generation
“Let it burn.
Because if even one of these [monsters] survives, they’ll redirect their rage from Israel to you.”
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