🕶️The Ayatollahs Are *Shook: Inside Israel’s WTF Regime Collapse Playbook...
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Global Underground | June 2025 | Tel Aviv, Tehran, and Trump Tower (via remote satellite interference)
WTF?
After a 12-day scorched-earth campaign that looked more like a Call of Duty special edition than a conventional war, Iran and Israel are technically in a ceasefire. But Tehran isn't popping pomegranate juice bottles just yet.
Because according to Tehran’s own security elite, the war might have ended on the surface—but what just began is a ghost campaign straight out of a cyberpunk espionage thriller:
Operation Regime Implosion.
And no, we’re not making this up. Israel’s next target?
Not a reactor, not a warehouse, not a missile convoy—but the actual, beating, wheezing heart of the Islamic Republic: the regime itself.
Welcome to the WTF chapter of the Israel-Iran saga—where Ayatollahs are hiding in bunkers, hardliners are reading Kafka, and Trump is tweeting from the Situation Room between cheeseburgers.
Mission Not-So-Impossible: Overthrow the Mullahs (But Quietly)
Let’s rewind. For years, Israel’s strategy was clear: deter Iran, punish proxies, bomb some warehouses, repeat. It was like that annoying ringtone you never change but eventually learn to ignore.
But now? Game over.
Sources inside Iran's own security apparatus are whispering the unthinkable:
Israel has gone from “contain” to “collapse.”
General Ali Reza Tangsiri of the IRGC’s naval forces said it himself on June 25:
“Those who think the war is over are mistaken. The enemy is opening a new front inside our home.”
Translation:
The real war is just beginning—and it’s coming from within.
From assassinating nuclear scientists with remote-controlled exploding motorcycles to hacking the Iranian metro system to blare “Death to Khamenei” announcements (yes, that happened), Israel has moved into what intelligence analysts are calling “full-spectrum subversion.”
And guess what?
Trump is loving every second of it.
Trump’s Shadow Doctrine: Regime Change Without Saying “Regime Change”
President Donald J. Trump, fresh off his "Big, Beautiful Ceasefire" with Iran (brokered over Diet Coke and threats of bombing oil fields “just for fun”), is now reportedly allowing Israel more than just freedom of operation.
He’s allowing freedom of ambition.
Trump’s National Security Council, now led by Pete Hegseth and Tulsi Gabbard (who’s still unsure if she’s in or out), has quietly endorsed what insiders are calling the “Reverse Arab Spring Doctrine.”
The goal?
Not to plant democracy, but to erode tyranny through economic rot, psychological ops, and meme warfare.
Israel’s Real Victory: Cognitive Supremacy
Sure, Iran lost a bunch of Fajr-5 rockets, a nuclear centrifuge hall, and half the Quds Force command. But the real win wasn’t kinetic—it was cognitive.
In less than two weeks, Mossad showed:
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It knows where the ayatollahs sleep
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It knows what the IRGC eats for breakfast
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And it can destroy both while sipping espresso in Tel Aviv
According to National Security Advisor Ali Shamkhani (who has aged five decades in five months),
“Our system has been exposed to the enemy in ways that require us to reexamine defense, intelligence, and civilian cohesion.”
Translation:
“We’re naked and the Zionists have binoculars.”
The Ayatollah’s Web Is Unraveling
Let’s run the damage report:
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Hezbollah? Still limping from its 2024 war with Israel.
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Hamas? Depleted, bankrupt, and busy tweeting at Elon Musk for crypto donations.
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Syria? Assad gone. New regime run by ex-Al Qaeda moderates waving iPhones and UN flags.
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Iraq's militias? Playing hide-and-seek in Tikrit.
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Houthis? Marked for future elimination. Their drones now make good Israeli scrap metal.
In just one year, Iran’s 20-year strategy of “Axis of Resistance” has become “Circle of Ruins.”
How to Kill a Theocracy: Israel’s Long Game
According to top Western intel officials, Israel’s collapse doctrine works in four acts:
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Kill the TentaclesTarget Hezbollah, Hamas, Houthis, and militias first. Make Iran’s neighborhood friends socially awkward.
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Break the Back OfficeBlow up uranium facilities, crash the missile economy, collapse Al-Qard al-Hassan bank (done), and burn the IRGC’s crypto wallets (done).
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Gaslight the RegimeFlood social media with AI-generated Khamenei deepfakes, leak internal corruption, broadcast satire shows from exile, and confuse the IRGC about its own chain of command.
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Explode From WithinSupport dissidents, fund underground universities, assassinate mid-level clerics (oops), trigger paranoia through spy balloon hoaxes, and make the regime fear its own people.
It’s not war. It’s regime reality TV—and Israel owns the remote.
The Regime Is Bankrupt—And Paranoid
Iran’s economy is now in “Turkey with extra stress” mode.
With inflation over 65%, real unemployment touching 30%, and housing costs that make London seem reasonable, the average Iranian’s idea of luxury is electricity for 12 hours a day.
The response?
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Arrests of influencers for “being too happy”
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Accusations of “Zionist haircuts”
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And new laws banning VPNs, despite the entire Iranian youth using 12 at once
The regime blames Israel for all of it.
Which is probably not wrong.
The Ayatollah’s Last Firewall: Censorship, Crackdowns, and *Copium
With Supreme Leader Khamenei reportedly in failing health and Mojtaba Khamenei being groomed like a **Sith apprentice, the regime is doing what it does best:
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Turning off Instagram
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Jailing university professors
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Calling the IAEA chief a “Zionist agent” and threatening to execute him in absentia (seriously)
Even Radio Farda leaked an internal Tehran study warning that:
“The social media discourse is completely disconnected from the regime’s official narrative.”
Translation: “We’re broadcasting 1979. The kids are watching TikTok revolutions.”
*Copium is an internet
slang term used to describe a metaphorical "drug" that people take to cope with feelings of disappointment, defeat, or denial, particularly in online communities and discussions. It combines the words "cope" and "opium" and is often used to mock unfounded optimism or wishful thinking in the face of negative situations.
**In the Star Wars universe, the Sith are an ancient order of Force-wielders who embrace the dark side of the Force and its associated emotions like anger, fear, and hatred. They are the antithesis of the Jedi, who strive to use the light side of the Force for good. Sith seek power and domination through the dark side, often through aggressive and manipulative means.
What’s Next: The Domino or the Earthquake?
Israeli defense planners believe the real collapse moment won’t be dramatic. It’ll be banal.
It doesn’t have to be fireworks. It has to be erosion.
And the Ayatollah’s robes? Already soaked.
WTF Summary:
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Israel isn’t just targeting Iran’s nukes—it’s targeting its narrative.
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Trump’s America is letting the IDF take the gloves off (and maybe handing it brass knuckles).
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The Iranian regime is cracking at the seams and blaming “Zionist rain clouds.”
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The people of Iran are more connected, more pissed off, and more unafraid than ever.
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The collapse won’t be televised—except on Israeli deep web TV and Iranian satellite leaks.
Reader Comments
@PersianRebelGirl: “We asked for bread. They gave us martyrs. Now we want justice.”
@TehranTrader: “Sold rial. Bought memes. Thank me later.”
@MossadStan: “We’re not inside the regime. We are the regime now.”
@AyatollahDownBad: “If you see Khamenei buffering, it’s because the VPN is lagging.”
Stay tuned.
Stay weird.
And if you’re an Iranian general with a Swiss bank account and a secret crush on Western democracy… now’s the time to pack your bags.
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