🔫When Baby Killers Say 'Merci... Thank You': WTF Is Going On With the West’s New Found Love for Hamas?...
A Horrifying Tale of Diplomatic Amnesia, Moral Confusion, and Western Leaders Accidentally Getting Thank-You Notes from Terrorists
By Our Special WTF Correspondent for Satirical Sanity and Strategic Slaps
WHEN MASS MURDERERS START THANKING YOU, IT’S TIME TO REASSESS YOUR FOREIGN POLICY
It finally happened.
In a week where TikTokers wept over Hamas hostages and celebrities compared Gaza to Game of Thrones, three of the world's most polished leaders—Keir Starmer, Emmanuel Macron, and Mark Carney—were publicly thanked by none other than Hamas.
Yes, that Hamas.
The gang that brought you tunnel terrorism, human shields, infant beheadings, and "bring your child to jihad" day. The same group that turned Gaza into a dystopian Disneyland of rocket launchers, underground bunkers, and sharia street executions.
And in the midst of all this, Hamas released a heartwarming statement of gratitude. To who?
To the UK, France, and Canada.
Because nothing says “freedom” quite like being praised by the world’s most notorious kidnappers while simultaneously trying to sue Israel for fighting back.
NETANYAHU GOES NUCLEAR—WITH WORDS
Cue the entrance of Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who dropped a verbal Moab during his latest press conference, channeling the voice of every exasperated grown-up in a world gone mad:
“When mass murderers, rapists, baby killers and kidnappers thank you, you’re on the wrong side of justice, humanity, and history.”
Boom.
It wasn’t a statement—it was a slap with a thesaurus. In one sentence, Bibi managed to deliver more moral clarity than an entire United Nations session filled with chai-sipping diplomats and professionally confused journalists.
THE NEW AXIS OF WOKE: STAR-MAC-NEY
So how did we get here? How did the Prime Ministers of Britain, France, and Canada go from issuing humanitarian pleas to being publicly thanked by the equivalent of ISIS with a press office?
Let’s break it down:
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Keir Starmer, who once fought antisemitism within his party, is now issuing joint statements with Mark Carney, a Canadian technocrat who wears moral ambiguity like a Rolex.
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Emmanuel Macron, meanwhile, is juggling riots at home, his disintegrating support base, and somehow thinks he can fix the Middle East by scolding Israel from a Parisian balcony.
Together, they demanded Israel stop its military campaign in Gaza—just as Israel was dismantling Hamas’s last tunnel networks, weapons factories, and abduction operations.
Apparently, the solution to terrorism now is: “Give them a state and hope they behave.”
Spoiler alert: Hamas had a state. It was called Gaza, and they turned it into Afghanistan-with-WiFi.
THE HAMAS THANK-YOU NOTE: A DIPLOMATIC WTF MASTERPIECE
In their official statement, Hamas wrote:
“We thank the UK, France, and Canada for rejecting siege and starvation... and for opposing the genocide by the Zionist occupation.”
Translation?
Thanks for making it politically awkward for Israel to finish what we started on October 7.
It’s like the Joker thanking Batman’s therapist for convincing him to “see both sides.”
This wasn't just propaganda. It was the golden trophy of terror diplomacy—public praise from a terrorist group for liberal democracies accidentally enabling their survival.
TWO DIPLOMATS, A LOVE STORY, AND A BULLET
While the Western trio was busy wringing their hands over “restraint,” tragedy struck in Washington D.C.
Yaron Lischinsky and Sarah Milgrim, two Israeli embassy staffers who had fallen in love, were gunned down outside the Capital Jewish Museum. They were to travel to Israel next week. He planned to propose.
They were murdered for being Jewish.
Netanyahu, visibly shaken, reminded the world: “This wasn’t random. This was hatred. This was terrorism.”
But while Starmer rushed to condemn the act as “antisemitic,” the core contradiction stood exposed: you cannot fight antisemitism in Washington while empowering its ideological roots in Gaza.
THE STRATEGIC BACKFIRE: HOW THE WEST IS PLAYING HAMAS’S GAME
Let’s be honest. Hamas doesn’t care about statehood. They care about erasing Israel.
This isn’t a secret—it’s in their charter. They don’t want a two-state solution. They want a final solution.
And every time a Western leader pressures Israel to stop its operations—without demanding the dismantling of Hamas first—they:
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Reward hostage-taking.
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Validate terrorism as diplomacy.
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Undermine actual peace-loving Palestinians.
Israel is not perfect. War is ugly. But fighting child murderers who hide behind hospitals is not the same as genocide.
When you demand that Israel “show restraint” against those who beheaded babies, you're not mediating—you’re enabling.
WTF ARE YOU THINKING, WESTERN LEADERS?
Let’s check the scoreboard:
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Hamas kills civilians = no condemnation.
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Israel retaliates = calls for ceasefire.
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Hamas says “thank you” = awkward silence in Westminster, Paris, and Ottawa.
Somewhere, George Orwell is facepalming in his grave.
THE TRAGICOMEDY OF WESTERN FOREIGN POLICY
This isn’t just a geopolitical scandal. It’s a philosophical collapse.
We’ve entered an era where:
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Universities justify terrorism as "decolonization."
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Media labels murderers as “militants.”
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And democratic leaders get love letters from jihadists.
The moral compass hasn’t just been broken. It’s been replaced by a TikTok filter and a UN resolution.
FINAL THOUGHTS:
IF HAMAS THANKS YOU, YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING VERY, VERY WRONG
Netanyahu’s statement wasn’t about politics—it was a final warning to the West.
“If those who slaughter Jews praise your restraint, then maybe... just maybe, you’re on the wrong team.”
This isn’t about Left or Right. It’s not about Israel or Palestine. It’s about the global normalization of evil.
The minute you start getting compliments from rapists, baby killers, and kidnappers, it’s time to burn your moral playbook and start over.
Because history will remember who stood for truth—and who made press statements while terrorists clapped in the background.
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