🎬Bollywood vs Islamabad: Why a Pakistani Actor’s Movie Got Cancelled Faster Than Your Online Pizza Order...
By: Cultural Affairs Desk | April 2025
Lights, Camera... Political Meltdown
Last week, following the horrific terrorist attack in Pahalgam, Jammu and Kashmir - where 25 tourists and a Kashmiri ponywallah were murdered - India decided Fawad Khan’s upcoming Bollywood release "Abir Gulaal" would not see the light of day on Indian screens.
The announcement has triggered fierce debates, meme wars, and enough "both-sides" op-eds to make your head spin faster than a Salman Khan dance sequence.
The Movie at the Center of the Storm: 'Abir Gulaal'
"Abir Gulaal" (translation: Powdered Colors, for the uninitiated) was set to be a lavish romantic drama — a standard Bollywood formula:
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Gorgeous actors ✔️
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Breathtaking backdrops ✔️
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Five slow-motion rain songs ✔️
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A plot thinner than the tissue you cried into after "Kabhi Khushi Kabhie Gham" ✔️
Yet, despite months of marketing hype and teaser releases, "Abir Gulaal" now faces an unofficial, industry-wide ban.
The film is now stuck in cinematic limbo — not quite banned by law, but so commercially radioactive that even TikTok won’t touch it.
The Emotional Tug-of-War: Two Equally Logical (and Equally Crazy) Arguments
Interestingly, the reaction within India is split between two compelling — yet totally contradictory — schools of thought:
1. "Shut the Doors, Block the Screens" View
This camp argues:
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Pakistani artists = soft diplomacy tools of Pakistan’s deep state.
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Cultural exchanges normalize terrorism by pretending nothing’s wrong.
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Why should Indian audiences fund Pakistani fame when their own citizens are bleeding?
2. "Build Bridges, Not Barricades" View
Meanwhile, the counter-argument flows like this:
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Blocking artists pleases nobody except Pakistani hardliners.
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It fuels the very separation that Pakistan’s military-industrial complex desires.
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It prevents ordinary Pakistanis from seeing India’s openness, creativity, and freedoms.
This side believes cultural exchange is one of the few non-violent tools left to undermine Pakistani propaganda narratives about India being a "Hindu nationalist prison state."
MNS, Raj Thackeray, and the Political Popcorn
As expected, Maharashtra Navnirman Sena (MNS) - famous for throwing political tantrums that often involve breaking multiplex windows - declared that no Pakistani actor’s film would release on Indian soil.
Cinema hall owners, ever so fond of their glass doors and box office cash registers, quickly folded faster than a badly built paper plane.
By May 9, there will be no "Abir Gulaal" in theaters, no mushy Instagram reels, and no viral TikTok dances to its love ballads.
Cultural Collateral Damage: Songs Taken Down, Dreams Flushed
Adding insult to injury, two hit songs from "Abir Gulaal" were deleted from YouTube, leaving behind nothing but error messages and broken fanboy hearts.
Fans are left clutching at unofficial leaks, Instagram reels, and bootleg audio files circulating in encrypted WhatsApp groups.
One user aptly summarized the national mood:
"Bollywood gave us Arijit Singh singing over Fawad Khan’s dimples... and now even that’s been snatched away. Truly, no one is safe anymore."
The Real Winners
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Social media trolls get unlimited ammo for patriotic outrage threads.
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Meme-makers get free creative material for the next six months.
Neutral Reflection: An Unresolved Cultural Dilemma
In geopolitics, winning a debate often means losing a little piece of your shared humanity.
Final Thought:
Good music deserves no visa restrictions.
Bad movies, however, should be banned everywhere on artistic grounds alone.
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